Q:Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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David, first thank you for visiting my blog and second, thank you for leading me to your wonderful blog. What a treasure. I see you and I love the same books. Other than How to Win Friends and Influence People (haven't read), the others are also my top books.
I have marked your blog as one I will definitely visit again. Thank you again.
Kayleen
Houston, TX
http://kayleenknits.blogspot.com/