Q:Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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